The whereabouts of Dastardly Darren was discovered last night when Emily went home. He was innocently playing with his car carrier trucks loaded with not cars but Transformer Rescue Bots clearly indicating his penchant for placing things where they don’t belong.
Upon being interrogated, I am afraid to say the boy is taking the fifth.
And so the location of Tufty Longbeard remains unknown. Sorry Prickles….
Here is more accurate photo of our missing gnome. Note with an armful of tickets to the Mushroom Garden.
News flash brought to you courtesy Emily Mah – our fearless leader and investigator!